King of Queens Audio Clips

[jpcanes]

Carrie from the ep.: Secret Garden (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Secret%20Garden.mp3)

[jpcanes]

One of the great mystery songs from the KoQ. If anybody knows the name of this song and/or who does it, let us know! From the ep. Pole Lox (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Pole%20Lox.mp3) this is when Carrie is watching the pole dancing video.

[sweetdiggity]

Great thread... ;)

More clips to come, but for now, a classic Carrie clip from the ep. Steve Moscow. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie_rant.mp3) :D

[jpcanes]

Great thread... ;)

More clips to come, but for now, a classic Carrie clip from the ep. Steve Moscow. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie_rant.mp3) :D
It just doesn't get much more CLASSIC than that! http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)
I sometimes use that as the ringtone for my cell phone.
Yeah, it always gets some funny looks. :eek:

[sweetdiggity]

It just doesn't much more CLASSIC than that! http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)
I sometimes use that as the ringtone for my cell phone.
Yeah, it always gets some funny looks. :eek:


http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif "You're crazy man!"

[sweetdiggity]

Here's a good one from the ep.Swim Neighbors. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Swim_Neighbors.mp3) http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

[jpcanes]

Here's a good one from the ep.Swim Neighbors. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Swim_Neighbors.mp3) http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)
Good One!!

Here's Carrie, Danny & Spence from the ep. Thanks, Man (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Danny-Spence-Thanks%20Man.mp3)

[BiggestLeahFan]

YAY!! AUDIO's!! I'm already diggin this thread!! :D

[sweetdiggity]

Carrie catches Doug having a Food Affair. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Food%20Affair.mp3) http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

[jpcanes]

Carrie catches Doug having a Food Affair. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Food%20Affair.mp3) http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)
http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com) That ep. is one of Leah's best, IMO.

[sweetdiggity]

http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com) That ep. is one of Leah's best, IMO.

Yes it is! I love how Spence's girlfriend is terrified of Carrie after she threatens her.http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

[jpcanes]

Ok, I first got hooked on "KOQ" inadvertently because of a line I heard Leah deliver.

Carrie" is pregnant and is shopping for baby furniture. The saleslady asks her if she is taking her folic acid, and Carrie responds (I may not be exact so bear with me) "Last time I did I woke up the next morning in a parking lot", and she laughs her a** off (the saleslady was NOT amused, which made the scene even funnier).
Carrie and Marilyn (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie%20and%20Marilyn-Pregnant%20Pause%20Pt.2.mp3)

[jpcanes]

Carrie-On The Radio (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-On%20The%20Radio.mp3)

[sweetdiggity]

Carrie and Marilyn (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/Carrie%20and%20Marilyn-Pregnant%20Pause%20Pt.2.mp3)

http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com) at "Mommy mommy look at me!!"

[sweetdiggity]

Doug, Carrie and Stanley in Dog Days. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Dog%20Days.mp3)

[BiggestLeahFan]

Carrie-On The Radio (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/Carrie-On%20The%20Radio.mp3)

LMAO!!!:D

[jpcanes]

More Swim Neighbors (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Swim%20Neighbors.mp3) http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

[sweetdiggity]

More Swim Neighbors (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Swim%20Neighbors.mp3) http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0007.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com) I had a feelin'.

[BiggestLeahFan]

never gets old!

[sweetdiggity]

Just got done watching Awful Bigamy. This (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Awful%20Bigamy.wma) line had me rollin'!! http://www.smiliehq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif

[sweetdiggity]

Clip from Net Prophets. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Net%20Prophets.mp3)

[Shota]

best thread ever. i wish i can make those as my ring tone. :cool:

[sanrio908]

can someone upload more KOQ audio clips? I love to put them on my Mp3 player

[sweetdiggity]

can someone upload more KOQ audio clips? I love to put them on my Mp3 player

Here's another classic clip from Cowardly Lyin'. (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Cowardly%20Lyin.mp3) http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)

More clips to come soon. ;)

[sanrio908]

"bunch of dorks dressed up like Count Chocula" :D
lol and thats sweetd!

[jpcanes]

One of my favs from Hero Worship (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Audio/Carrie-Deacon-Hero%20Worship.mp3)

[sweetdiggity]

One of my favs from Hero Worship (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Audio/Carrie-Deacon-Hero%20Worship.mp3)
http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com) Love that one!

[jpcanes]

Click on Carrie:

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6391/carriegamblingndictionwoe7.jpg (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Audio/Carrie-Gambling%20N%20Diction-weather.mp3)

[sweetdiggity]

Arthur and Holly in Driving Reign (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Arthur%20-%20Holly%20-%20Driving%20Reign.mp3). http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

[sweetdiggity]

Click on Carrie:

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6391/carriegamblingndictionwoe7.jpg (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Audio/Carrie-Gambling%20N%20Diction-weather.mp3)
http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com) Now you're makin' links with pics? I wish I was a computer geek like you. ;)

[jpcanes]

Now you're makin' links with pics? I wish I was a computer geek like you. ;)
Takes one to know one. http://www.myspacesmilies.com/smilies/happy0011.gif

[sweetdiggity]

http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com) at Carrie (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie-Dog%20Shelter.mp3).

[jpcanes]

http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com) at Carrie (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie-Dog%20Shelter.mp3).
One of my favs. http://bestsmileys.com/thumbs/3.gif

[AhmedTaburov]

Holly's Keepin' it Real! (http://f1.filecrunch.com/b726b8af933d67910ccc4de516873938/Mentalo%20Case.mp3)

[sweetdiggity]

Ovary Action (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie-Ovary%20Action.mp3)

[jpcanes]

Carrie-Dog Days (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Audio/Carrie-Dog%20Days.mp3)

[sweetdiggity]

Switch Sitters (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Arthur-Deacon-Switch%20Sitters.mp3) http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)

[AhmedTaburov]

Maybe Baby (http://f1.filecrunch.com/2f05b51ff139e3987346a4ed3a2d76bf/Maybe%20Baby.mp3=bbcode#8)
Queasy Driver (http://f1.filecrunch.com/b6959767351e47e5aa8c32b337bd0f0d/Queasy%20Driver.mp3=bbcode#8)

[sweetdiggity]

Maybe Baby (http://f1.filecrunch.com/2f05b51ff139e3987346a4ed3a2d76bf/Maybe%20Baby.mp3=bbcode#8)


http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com) Good one!

[sweetdiggity]

Doug and Carrie re-enact their engagement in the episode The Rock (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Doug-Carrie-The%20Rock.mp3). http://www.smiliesandemoticons.com/smilies/happy0009.gif

[jpcanes]

Well, I couldn't do anything about the sound quality on the video clip, but I could with the audio clip. Carrie - Santa Baby (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Santa%20Baby.mp3)

[sweetdiggity]

Well, I couldn't do anything about the sound quality on the video clip, but I could with the audio clip. Carrie - Santa Baby (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Santa%20Baby.mp3)

Muy bueno!! http://bestsmileys.com/music2/15.gif
Glad fileden is workin' again. :)

[sweetdiggity]

Veiled Threat (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie-Veiled%20Threat.mp3) http://www.thesmilies.com./smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)

[lfscms]

Muy bueno!! http://bestsmileys.com/music2/15.gif
Glad fileden is workin' again. :)

Oh, what episode is this one?

[lfscms]

Carrie and Marilyn (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/Carrie%20and%20Marilyn-Pregnant%20Pause%20Pt.2.mp3)


:( Oh, it didn't play.

[sweetdiggity]

Oh, what episode is this one?

G'Night Stalker :)

[BiggestLeahFan]

Carrie-On The Radio (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/Carrie-On%20The%20Radio.mp3)

can you post that one again? also.. can you please post a clip of doug singing I will always love you!! it's for the music profile:D

[jpcanes]

Carrie-On The Radio (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-On%20The%20Radio.mp3)
Try it now. ;)

[jpcanes]

Carrie and Marilyn (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie%20and%20Marilyn-Pregnant%20Pause%20Pt.2.mp3)
This one should work now, also.
Friggin' URL's! :mad:

[jpcanes]

can you please post a clip of doug singing I will always love you!! it's for the music profile:D
Doug - I Will Always Love You (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug%20-%20I%20Will%20Always%20Love%20You.mp3)

[BiggestLeahFan]

okay...one more...the one where they're singing together... i can't think of the song... it's at the tip of my brain.....err..

[sweetdiggity]

okay...one more...the one where they're singing together...

Doug & Carrie - Endless Love (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/12/9/485664/Doug-Carrie-Endless%20Love.mp3)

[BiggestLeahFan]

right onhttp://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/cool0020.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

[jpcanes]

S'poor House (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug-%20Carrie%20-%20Spoor%20House.mp3)

[sweetdiggity]

Soft Touch (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/12/9/485664/Doug-Carrie-Soft%20Touch.mp3)

[jpcanes]

Soft Touch (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/12/9/485664/Doug-Carrie-Soft%20Touch.mp3)
Love it! http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0009.gif (http://www.smilieshq.com)

[AhmedTaburov]

I love this one:
Spank Me! (http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/1/18/658443/Spank%20Me%20Hard%21.mp3)

[sweetdiggity]

Carrie (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie-Window%20Pain.mp3):rofl:

[jpcanes]

Wow, this thread was starting to get buried. :laughing out loud:
Thought I'd throw some of the newer clips that I put on the KoQ myspace page on here.
I know some of you like to put them on your iPod. ;)

Doug & Carrie - Court Date (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug-Carrie.mp3)

Carrie-Holly - Animal Attraction (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Holly.mp3)

Carrie-Arthur - Food Fight (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Arthur.mp3)

[jpcanes]

Carrie-Holly - Mentalo Case (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Holly%20-%20Mentalo%20Case.mp3)

[AhmedTaburov]

Carrie-Holly - Mentalo Case (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/Carrie-Holly%20-%20Mentalo%20Case.mp3) :rofl: In my opinion - the best Holly moment ever!

[jpcanes]

Doug n Carrie - Extended Mix (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug%20n%20Carrie.mp3)

[bd8494]

Doug n Carrie - Extended Mix (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug%20n%20Carrie.mp3)

Thanks! :laughing out loud:

Just as a suggestion, for the Carrie part, why don't you use the part where she is thinking of it in her head when at the library with her colleagues. I think its in the middle. :)

[jpcanes]

Thanks! :laughing out loud:

Just as a suggestion, for the Carrie part, why don't you use the part where she is thinking of it in her head when at the library with her colleagues. I think its in the middle. :)
I thought about about that, but I wanted to use a spoken part to separate the 2 Doug parts. ;)

[bd8494]

I thought about about that, but I wanted to use a spoken part to separate the 2 Doug parts. ;)

Oh I see :D :) I really liked it. I was looking for that! :) Thnx

[LuvLeah]

Doug n Carrie - Extended Mix (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug%20n%20Carrie.mp3)

I love that! Thanks, JP.

[LuvLeah]

I have a request and I don't know if I missed this already or not but can someone make an MP3 clip out of Carrie saying (and I am paraphrasing) "I will kill you. And I don't mean that ha ha kill you. I mean I will stop her heart"!

Thank you in advance.

[LuvLeah]

I love this one:
Spank Me! (http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/1/18/658443/Spank%20Me%20Hard%21.mp3)

Hey Ahmed, can you repost this MP3, please? It says link not found.

Also, if anyone can repost the following below quotes I would appreciate it. Now that I am into Myspace I am looking for MP3 sounds for my page. Thank you in advance again.

Carrie-Dog Days
Maybe Baby
Queasy Driver

[jpcanes]

I have a request and I don't know if I missed this already or not but can someone make an MP3 clip out of Carrie saying (and I am paraphrasing) "I will kill you. And I don't mean that ha ha kill you. I mean I will stop her heart"!

Thank you in advance.
Here ya go (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie%20-%20Cowardly%20Lyin.mp3)

[LuvLeah]

Here ya go (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie%20-%20Cowardly%20Lyin.mp3)

Thank you JP!

[jpcanes]

Hey Ahmed, can you repost this MP3, please? It says link not found.
Not sure if this (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie%20-%20Window%20Pain.mp3) is what you are looking for?

[LuvLeah]

Not sure if this (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie%20-%20Window%20Pain.mp3) is what you are looking for?

Thanks for that JP! I was actually looking for the Spank me one, but I liked this one too. :D

[jpcanes]

Thanks for that JP! I was actually looking for the Spank me one, but I liked this one too. :D
Help me out.
What other spank me one?

[LuvLeah]

Help me out.
What other spank me one?

Okay, my bad. That is the one I wanted. But, I clicked on the wrong audio when I listend to it. I was tired last night, just disregard my last post. :laughing out loud: Sorry and thank you.

[jpcanes]

To be honest, I thought the same thing Doug did. :laughing out loud:
Walk, Man (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug-Carrie-Walk%20Man.mp3)

[jpcanes]

Currently playing on the KoQ myspace page:

Doug-Carrie-Arthur (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug-Carrie-Arthur%20-%20Pilot.mp3) - Pilot

Doug-Carrie (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug-Carrie%20-%20The%20Rock.mp3) - The Rock

Doug-Carrie (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug-Carrie-%20-%20Crappy%20Birthday.mp3) - Crappy Birthday

[jpcanes]

Doug-Deacon (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Doug-Deacon%20-%20Trash%20Talker.mp3) - Trash Talker

[jpcanes]

Carrie-Kelly (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Audio%20Clips/Carrie-Kelly%20-%20I%20Candy.mp3) - I, Candy

[AhmedTaburov]

Arthur "been-there-done-that" Spooner (http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/1/18/658443/Four%20Play.mp3) in 'Four Play' (my favorite episode in 8th season)

[lilbrit0502]

whenever i click on these some box thing comes up and says theres a problem and it closes the internet... anyone know what it is?

[lilbrit0502]

im thinking it might be something to do with quicktime bc that might've been in the box but i dont remember..

[lilbrit0502]

yeah it says quicktime has a problem.. how do u fix that?

[jpcanes]

yeah it says quicktime has a problem.. how do u fix that?
Do you have windows media player on your computer?
If so, make that the default player for mp3 files.

[lilbrit0502]

ok ill try that...

[sweetdiggity]

I dare someone to use this (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Heffernan%20voice%20message.mp3) as their outgoing message on their phone. :laughing out loud:

Classic: :biggrinking:

Shut it stew pt.1 (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/shut%20it%20stew%201.mp3)

Shut it stew pt.2 (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/shut%20it%20stew%202.mp3)

[jpcanes]

I dare someone to use this (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Heffernan%20voice%20message.mp3) as their outgoing message on their phone. :laughing out loud:
After I change my last name to Heffernan I will.
Heck, I may even do it for a day just to be funny. :laughing out loud:

[bd8494]

After I change my last name to Heffernan I will.
Heck, I may even do it for a day just to be funny. :laughing out loud:

:laughing out loud: